{"id":51,"date":"2007-08-27T07:45:52","date_gmt":"2007-08-27T14:45:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/?p=51"},"modified":"2007-08-27T08:26:16","modified_gmt":"2007-08-27T15:26:16","slug":"not-enough-people-use-tp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/not-enough-people-use-tp\/","title":{"rendered":"Not Enough People use T.P.? (??)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/picture-5.png\" style=\"margin: 4px; float: right\" title=\"washlet ad\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/picture-5.png\" alt=\"washlet ad\" \/><\/a> Need a gentle reminder that your bum is not as clean as you think?<\/p>\n<p>Yikes!<\/p>\n<p>There I sat, innocently browsing <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/gadgets\/awnoes\/ipod-nano-spy-shots-confirmed-as-real-by-apple-legal-292524.php\" title=\"Gizmodo\">Gizmodo&#8217;s<\/a> post on the super-secret reveal of the nano iPhone. To the right of the text, I was jolted upright from my slump: bare bums. arses. Excuse my language, bare arses staring at me, SMILING at me, no less.<\/p>\n<p>iPHone Nanos and Bums, Oh My!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/nano-render2.jpg\" title=\"iphone nano\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/08\/nano-render2.thumbnail.jpg\" alt=\"iphone nano\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Need a gentle reminder that your bum is not as clean as you think? Yikes! There I sat, innocently browsing Gizmodo&#8217;s post on the super-secret reveal of the nano iPhone. To the right of the text, I was jolted upright from my slump: bare bums. arses. Excuse my language, bare arses staring at me, SMILING [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[31,10],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=51"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/51\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=51"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=51"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.cassandraking.net\/wordpressapp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=51"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}