Not Enough People use T.P.? (??)

Not Enough People use T.P.? (??)
Need a gentle reminder that your bum is not as clean as you think? Yikes! There I sat, innocently browsing Gizmodo’s post on the super-secret reveal of the nano iPhone. To the right of the text, I was jolted upright from my slump: bare bums. arses. Excuse my language, bare arses staring at me, SMILING ...